Funnies

Before we dated,

Sasha: "So dude, do you think she likes me?

Adam: "Dude, if you don't know that then you fail at everything."

Sasha: "That obvious, huh?"

Talking about how we're meeting my mother,

Sasha pretending to be my mom: "Why do you date Asians?"

Sasha: "I dunno. Cause I'm colorblind?"

*He is colorblind*

Over the phone,

Me: "I don't know. I feel like if I see you I might jump you."

Sasha: "You do know that 'jumping' someone is attacking violently without them knowing, right?"

Me: "Well, instead of 'violently' replace it with 'sexually'"

Sasha: "Hey, wanna hang out tonight?"